Skeeze

Today I'm feeling really terrible.Stomach cramps, leg pains, allergies, I could go on, but I think you have the picture. Since I don't have cable and can't stare at the television from my body's groove in the couch, I decide to go to the next best place: Facebook. Upon opening this website, I have also come to the conclusion that, people may change, but their skeeze always stays.

Skeeze, which apparently isn't a real word according to spell check, is a word in the urban dictionary.

Skeeze	159 up, 70 down
	Someone who excessively flirts with others, or generally treats others, in a suggestive or greasy manner.

Yes. Yes that is most definitely the word I am looking for.

Anyways, I'm not going to name names, but this particular person, I detest immensely. No, I am not friends with them on facebook. I actually have them blocked. Due to facebook's retarded, "Share everything with your friends", I am victim to seeing mutual friends talk about this person and seeing pictures of him. It bothers me so much actually, that I thought about de-friending everyone he's friends with, but I am an adult and I don't need to punish the people I like by having them miss out on my great poop stories.

The backstory:

I hate this person because my best friend dated him for a very long time. That's not really the reason I hate him, I hate him for the way he treated her. Granted, it's not all his fault. My friend also puts some of the blame on herself because she kept going back to his horrible arms, but I digress. He put her through a lot of terrible shit. He had mental problems, was only sane or likeable on medication, and when he wasn't, (which, hey, that was like, most of the time they dated) was just a douche. When they finally broke up for good, my friend had to go to mental counseling and get on pills herself for all the damage that he did to her mentally. 

The now:

He's married. The creepy part? The girl is pretty much EXACTLY like my friend. It's very terrifying. I had the misfortune of running into him last year and seeing her. I feel bad because she seems like a legitimately nice person, but it takes all that I can not to scream at her "Are you stupid? Do you know what kind of person this guy is?" but I don't, because I suppose it's not my problem. 

Anyways, the whole point of this post is because one of those mutual friends on facebook I was talking about was tagged in his wedding pictures. I looked at them, because that's what facebook is for, right? Staring at pictures of people you don't like and judging them...yeah.

Every single picture of him makes me want to vomit. I'll admit, I honestly looked at them because I'm going to be a bridesmaid in a friends wedding this summer and have been looking at everything wedding to help her with ideas. This asshole can't even look good in his wedding pictures. He's making a smug face in every single picture, his skeeze just oozing out. It honestly looks like he didn't even have the decency to wash his hair for his own wedding. 

That's when I closed the pictures, as I am already ill and I don't want his face to induce vomiting. 

I open up blogger to share my thoughts on this guy, mainly because apparently even though he's a nice guy now to his new wife (ohmygod it still freaks me out to know someone married him), that his skeeze remains, and he will probably never be able to escape it.